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> 考试之王
whisper
2009-06-27, 23:02
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由于今天要考那个什么职业技能鉴定的证书,我当初定的计划是提前一个月进行复习

结果后来懒,改为提前半个月

然后变成提前一周

接下来是提前三天

再来就是提前一天

本打算昨晚熬夜多看一会儿,结果11点就瞌睡了,于是决定今天早上起来再看两眼

早上起来洗洗澡吃个饭,该出发了……

我的考点是在另一个城市,公司派车送,中途有大概2小时,我打算用这两小时冲刺一下

结果我一上车就瞌睡的毛病又犯了,睡了过去……

到地方以后,距离下午2点开考还有3小时,吃吃饭打打电话聊聊天,开考了……

对于基本没啥复习的我来说,这份卷子的题出的并不难,论述题较多,以大学时混出来的本事,写满整张卷子是很随意的事情

3个小时的时间,大约70分钟我就写完了,当然,大多数都是胡扯出来的

A监考武警过来几次,站在旁边看我写

B武警看看,说:“写的不少嘛。”我一甩头:“哎呀及格就行了”

C武警两手撑着我桌子问:“你第几次来考?”我:“啊?”“你是第几次来考这种试?”“第一次啊……”

D武警看到我还有四个填空没写,呼哧呼哧跑到东头,看了他的卷子,又跑回来跟我说:“这一题填XXX”,然后又跑回去看看,再回来跟我说第二个空

旁边两个考生目瞪口呆地看着我,我也愕然

我是个很低调的人,赶紧匆匆随便填了另外两个空,赶紧交卷,尿遁

大家千万不要像我这样考前不复习啊,心理压力很大的……
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Bozar
2009-06-27, 23:15
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啥考试要武警叔叔监考……还有,微语姐姐忘了提某个不知名的mm的事情了咩…… (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dev.gif)
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PeterGhostWolf
2009-06-27, 23:16
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微语姐姐的魅力已经20+勒....
to 楼上 & 楼下:
话说微语姐姐没说是武警叔叔呀...

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Bozar
2009-06-27, 23:20
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QUOTE(PeterGhostWolf @ 2009-06-27, 23:16) *
微语姐姐的魅力已经20+勒....
从头到脚散发着“爱·光·魂”咩……好耀眼! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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堕落的梦
2009-06-28, 10:16
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自从在TROW发现这个区后,我的人生黯淡多了。
罢,我还是回家去唱金包银吧……
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PeterGhostWolf
2009-06-28, 10:59
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突然发现自己今晚要考试
于是现在开始学.
我需要魅力!!!!!!
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Bozar
2009-06-28, 11:46
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QUOTE(PeterGhostWolf @ 2009-06-27, 23:16) *
to 楼上 & 楼下:
话说微语姐姐没说是武警叔叔呀...
魔囧好细心!原来微语姐姐每次发文章都是在考验我们的阅读分析能力呀…… (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dev.gif)

QUOTE(PeterGhostWolf @ 2009-06-28, 10:59) *
突然发现自己今晚要考试
于是现在开始学.
我需要魅力!!!!!!
为啥星期天晚上会有考试……话说魔囧你又不是怕怕叮/诗人/术士,要魅力何用……赶紧谷智力罢……
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Evana
2009-06-30, 17:10
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我覺得標題改成把妹之王較為恰當......然後密語兄,結果何時出來?

話說堕落的梦兄會唱金包銀?敢問是哪裡人?(閃亮眼)

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Bozar
2009-06-30, 17:14
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“考试之王”这个标题很含蓄,有种曲径通幽处的意境……改了之后便不美了呀…… (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dev.gif)
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Evana
2009-06-30, 17:28
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
原來是這樣!


考 試 之 王........mmmmmmmmm (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dev.gif)
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2009-06-30, 20:59
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QUOTE(Evana @ 2009-06-30, 17:10) *

我覺得標題改成把妹之王較為恰當......然後密語兄,結果何時出來?

話說堕落的梦兄會唱金包銀?敢問是哪裡人?(閃亮眼)

好吧,这歌我十年前就会唱了- -

那时候长沙的广电传媒就已经在引用外来节目挖第一桶金。随后十年他们玩大了……

话说就金包银而言,天朝这边好象也是唱的- -
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2009-06-30, 21:57
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为了大地的爱与和平……
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2009-06-30, 22:09
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一定是女武警,嗯嗯。
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Sierras
2009-07-06, 11:32
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呜呼!强悍的whisper已经达到了无人能及的境界了!壮哉!(???)
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